September 7, 2005

Bush to Plug Niagra Falls
Answer to Hurricane Katrina Follows Iraq Logic


"Too much water coming in"
Mexicans to do work
The Daily Spoof
Claiming that the problem with New Orleans was "too much water coming in," President George Bush announced a major project to plug Niagra Falls, the famous landmark on the Canadian border. According to White House sources, the project is expected to cost $100 billion with most of the work being done by illegal aliens from Mexico under terms of NAFTA. Critics say the plugging of the falls is as logical as blaming Iraq for the 9/11 attack on the World Trade Center and Pentagon.
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